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HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA! I’M  BACK, PIGS! You swine all thought you would have peace once I had died? I have come back from the very hells themselves to start everything all over again! Ha! And I won’t die so easily this time! My body is once again rumbling, thirsting for flesh and blood! My sword cries out for more bodies to hack into!

And I shall make no efforts to deny it! Be prepared, all of you pitiful worms! Once I have finished my vengeance on the scum of my own world, your homes shall be next!

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blindedsword From: [info]blindedsword Date: May 12th, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
Are you behind these bastards that have invaded my world?!
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
So they've already begun sending the beasts to other worlds as well, have they? Hehehehehoohohoohohoha! Excellent! It doesn't matter who's behind this. All you need to know is that the time of evil has come! I look forward to lopping your head off along with the millions of others when I come to purge your world! Hahahahahhaha!
blindedsword From: [info]blindedsword Date: May 12th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well you certainly seem involved enough! Who are you?!
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 10:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hoohoohooohoohoohehehehehahhaha! You want to know who I am?! Does it really matter whether a pig knows the name of its butcher?! But very well! I am Luca Blight!!!! I have been revived from Hell itself, for a second life to fill with bloodshed!
blindedsword From: [info]blindedsword Date: May 12th, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

1/2

Wonderful. Another madman. Just what we need. If I ever find you, I'll be sure to kill you promptly.
blindedsword From: [info]blindedsword Date: May 12th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

2/2

Also. I am no pig.
blood_and_boots From: [info]blood_and_boots Date: May 12th, 2007 09:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
...Hmm, you remind me of someone, though last I saw of him, he was getting a frontal lobotomy.

Carry on with the chaos and evil doing, it makes Him hurt.
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 10:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
The evil dead have been risen to ensure the slaughtering of all these pigs!

I take it then that you are also in the same organization geared towards this chaos and bloodshed then?
blood_and_boots From: [info]blood_and_boots Date: May 12th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
The evil dead eh? I've seen it all now. Well, no I haven't seeing as these things seem to be hiding from me.

Organization? No, haven't heard a whole lot about that, just the whisperings of junkies and drunks. I already have one lot trying to pull my strings, no, what I do is for my own pleasure.

Death and mayhem just happens to be part of it.
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hahahahha! For your own pleasure? Interesting! I too am doing this for the same reason! However, the benefits of being given a new army to lead through the razing of such villages is not worth putting down! Death and mayhem indeed!
blood_and_boots From: [info]blood_and_boots Date: May 12th, 2007 10:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
A whole army hmm? I don't suppose you've heard anything about various humans with these things? Rosenkreuz must be involved somewhere in this, it's to good an opportunity for them not to be.
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
I've simply been given some of these demons to lead in the massacres! Better than the soldiers, but still not quite good enough. The vast majority of each village has still fallen by my sword.

The only human I'd seen was the woman who revived me. Never heard of your person really, I don't care. As long as I have the means to continue this destruction, that's all I need to know about!!!
blood_and_boots From: [info]blood_and_boots Date: May 12th, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
You were given some of them? Lucky, I've never had such a thing to play with before, but if it means more devestation, I'm fine with that.

Revived? You were dead then? Interesting, very interesting.
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 12th, 2007 10:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
My, such an energetic fellow. One would never think you'd once been dead! Or is that simply a turn of speech?
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
I had once died, but it had taken the work of an entire army and the treachery of one pig on my side to finally turn me down! I slaughtered men by the thousands before my fall, and I intend the same this time!

So tell me, who are you?! Are you with the group furthering these massacres, or are you simply another worm for me to crush?
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 12th, 2007 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
I see. That's very interesting.

I? My name is Jade. I'm also known as Jade the Necromancer in my world, so you see my interest in this whole coming-back-from-the-dead business you seem to be involved in. How did you manage that?
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 10:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hm?! Why should I tell you something like that? All that matters is that I am alive, which means in time everyone else shall be a corpse!
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 12th, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, come now, that's not a very helpful attitude. After all, what's the point of being part of an organization if you aren't going to be a team player?
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 10:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Because you hadn't said yourself whether you were a part of this organization! If you're not going to be beneficial to my goals, then I have nothing more to say to you!
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 12th, 2007 10:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, haha, you're right! How silly of me. But really, I thought the answer was obvious. After all, would a mere pig have the nerve to speak so calmly to one such as yourself? And really, what side do you think a man called the Necromancer would be on?

But to give the question a more direct answer: why, of course I am. ♥

[OOC: ...although Jade isn't specifying what question he's answering. :D; Hope you don't mind him twisting the truth to try to get answers!]
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 10:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hmph. Fine, then! The group we're in has been reviving people such as I in order to help their goals. All that matters to me is that they've given me a second opportunity to raze this world to the ground!! I have no idea how they did it, and I frankly don't care! All that matters now is destruction!!
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 12th, 2007 11:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Really? I hadn't been told that. Tsk, tsk--such atrocious communication. Then again, they practically told me nothing at all. It's not as if I don't understand being busy (the appearance of their monsters has given me so much to do already! ♥), but there are limits to that, don't you agree? All I know for certain is that they're behind the monsters and so on that have appeared in all these worlds. I can't optimize my research like this, and if I can't optimize my research, I can't optimize my ability to massacre my foes.

I don't suppose you know anything more detailed, Sir Blight?
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 11:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Peh! Who needs something such as research in order to massacre! All that's important is a sharp sword, a strong body, and an unending sense of bloodlust!!! Plans have their place, but all that one really needs to know is how to go in and kill as many pigs as possible!
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 12th, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, not that you don't have a point, but which is better: a spear, or sword as the case may be, that can kill one enemy at a time, or a fonic arte--perhaps you'd know it better as a spell?--that can slaughter dozens in one fell swoop? My research will help me know how better to kill. ♥
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 11:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, magic can kill too, but it's just so much more pleasing to burn the village to the ground by hand, to lop off their pitiful heads with your own blade!

As for magic, however, I did have something that aided me in furthering this bloodshed! However, I don't know what's happened to it since those City-State scum took over my country. No matter. I alone am already as strong as a hundred men!!
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 12th, 2007 11:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

1/2

Mmm~ I used to be much more hands-on like that in my youth. I'm afraid old age hasn't been kind to me; my legs will just give out on me sometimes, and my back creaks so.
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 12th, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Really? That's a pity. It's always such a waste when artifacts of power fall in the hands of the enemy. Do you mean that remark on your strength literally, by the way? Other worlds and all--common sense says it's best to double-check.
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 13th, 2007 12:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Heh, I doubt the enemy has the Beast Rune. They wouldn't have the guts to give it the sacrifices it needs! It has to exist somewhere, though. The 27 True Runes are eternal!

Of course I mean it literally! If anything, it's an understatement! You have no idea how much it truly took in order to kill me the first time! I am practically unstoppable! Hahahahahahaha!

red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 13th, 2007 12:15 am (UTC) (Link)

1/2

Oho. That's good to know, then. It sounds terribly interesting as well. Can you tell me anything about that "Beast Rune," and the other True Runes? Of course, I'll be happy to tell you about the fonons of my world in return, if you like.
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Really? That's fascinating. No wonder the organization revived you~ How did you get to be so powerful, assuming it isn't simply a happy accident of birth? Is it an effect of the Beast Rune, or something unrelated?
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 13th, 2007 12:29 am (UTC) (Link)
The True Runes are the eternal forces that control destiny in this world! They contain the most powerful powers imaginable! They choose their own hosts and can do great things with their power! The Beast Rune was attached to my castle. It allowed me great joy, as I sacrificed entire cities to it! It summoned giant golden wolves which devoured the flesh of all those pigs!

Unlike so many others, I need no True Rune to have full power! My great strength is my own, simply from continually fighting and never hesitating! I am sublime!
red_under_glass From: [info]red_under_glass Date: May 13th, 2007 01:14 am (UTC) (Link)
Ahaa. Very fascinating indeed--on all counts. Well! It has been very informative speaking with you, Sir Blight, but I shall have to take my leave here. There's still so much to do, and night has barely fallen.
guardian_yuan From: [info]guardian_yuan Date: May 12th, 2007 11:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
And just who the hell are you?
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 11:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Your worst nightmare, pig!
guardian_yuan From: [info]guardian_yuan Date: May 12th, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pig? I'm afraid you must be facing a mirror, because I see only one pig. It's you.
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hoohoohoohahahahahaha! You've got guts, kid! I look forward to adding you to the piles of corpses I've been given this new opportunity to create!
guardian_yuan From: [info]guardian_yuan Date: May 12th, 2007 11:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Somehow, the 'kid' comment felt like more of an insult than 'pig'. You have no idea who you're talking to, do you?
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 12th, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Does it really matter? All you are to me is another body that needs slaying!
guardian_yuan From: [info]guardian_yuan Date: May 12th, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
In that case, should we meet on the battlefield, I'll be sure to slice you through before you succeed in your mission.
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 13th, 2007 12:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Hoohoohoohoo! You're not the first to say that, worm. And all the others who have said it soon found themselves at their knees begging for mercy like the worthless dogs they are! I don't doubt that you shall be the same!
guardian_yuan From: [info]guardian_yuan Date: May 13th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC) (Link)
We shall see...
miserere_mei From: [info]miserere_mei Date: May 13th, 2007 12:01 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow. You're quite the excitable one.

...are you truly excited to see so many people harmed in such a terrible way?
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 am (UTC) (Link)
YES! This world is full of spineless, pathetic dogs! I will take great joy in slaughtering every one of them! Not a single person will be spared! Hahahahahahhaha!
miserere_mei From: [info]miserere_mei Date: May 13th, 2007 12:35 am (UTC) (Link)

1/2

 
miserere_mei From: [info]miserere_mei Date: May 13th, 2007 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)

2/2

Well, I'm sorry to hear that someone thinks like that. Is there going to be no peaceful way to convince you otherwise?
From: [info]foradance Date: May 13th, 2007 12:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
How rude of you, and so dramatic~!
havocdivided From: [info]havocdivided Date: May 13th, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
... right. And we're supposed to take you seriously because...?
die_pig From: [info]die_pig Date: May 13th, 2007 10:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hn! You obviously have no idea who I am. I have slain thousands, and will continue until there are none of you pigs left!
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